Reunited, and it tastes so good!

finally! baby kitty came home! i had to spend a whole night by myself. it was terrible. baby kitty has a weird thing in her ear. i think that she was taken by aliens. i asked her if they put an anal probe in her butt; she didn't seem to want to talk about it. poor baby kitty! she looks sad. i am going to bake her some cupcakes to cheer her up.

BABY?!?!

WHERE IS BABY KITTY? i don't know where she is. my gay dad tookher away two days in a row, and then brought her back right away each time. but then he took her away again, and returned without her. where did she go? i'm all alone. i'm scared. what if she doesn't come back? i've never spent the night by myself! i'm nervous. where's my ativan? i need to call my anxiety specialist. wah!

you say hematomah'so, I say he ma to' may' so

oh baby kitty did it again. she got herself an auricular hematomaso her ear was all gross and filled with pus. she was dragged off to the vet again. the doc said that she had polyps in her ear. eeeeeuwwww. i hope it's not contagious. i don't want polyps in my beautiful ears! at least she lost half a pound. of course she screamed the entire way there and back. and a day later her ear filled up with fluid again. yuck. so nasty. polypy hippo-ey kitty.