yawning in the new year

dear world:

the hippo kitty and i would like to wish everyone a happy holiday season.

we have been offline for a while because i've been at a yoga training center and hippo was at a fat farm for kitties (it did no good). in wellesley there is this yoga studio called laughing dog. um excuse me?! dogs don't laugh. they drool and whine. i'm going to open a studio called yawning kitty. off to nap!

stingo

flied lice

my mom's friend has had a battle with lice in her house lately. i am sympathetic. baby kitty and i feel your pain, assy!

my, what beautiful ears you have!

it's been a tough time for ears. everyone's ears are falling apart. baby kitty got a hematoma in her ear and had to have surgery on it. she screamed all the way to the vet, as usual. now her ear is kind of crinkly. lydia had the same problem with her ear too. and then there's moby. he got into a fight with another dog, who bit off half his ear. my ears, however, are both beautiful and perfectly shaped. take a look at the ears below and try to identify mine!

Ear Number One

Ear Number Two

Ear Number Three

Ear Number Four

Stanleys

hi world. I was looking online the other day and saw this picture
and description of a kitty on the adoption page:





STANLEY...is a very handsome SEALPOINT HIMALAYAN. He is 4 years old and came to us from a shelter where he was left by an owner moving to North Carolina where "cats are not allowed" according to him. Stanley took his abandonment extremely hard as he was very bonded to his people and was several weeks before he calmed down enough to let us know him. He lived with a dog before so is good with them and will adapt to other cats fine if properly introduced. He is a bit on the shy, sensitive side. He can walk on a leash and harness and loves wand and string toys.

so I thought that maybe we can adopt him, but really, how many stanleys can there be in one household! it would be too much! he looks like maybe he has a dark side, and walking on a leash is just not kitty-like. whenever my gay dad puts me on a leash I lie down and pretend that I am dead. baby kitty is really good at it too. she is so fat.

stray kitty

there was a stray kitty at my idaho grandmother's house. my mom says that i used to be this fleet of foot.

Did I Mention? My Dads are PhDs

more cat pictures

Reunited, and it tastes so good!

finally! baby kitty came home! i had to spend a whole night by myself. it was terrible. baby kitty has a weird thing in her ear. i think that she was taken by aliens. i asked her if they put an anal probe in her butt; she didn't seem to want to talk about it. poor baby kitty! she looks sad. i am going to bake her some cupcakes to cheer her up.

BABY?!?!

WHERE IS BABY KITTY? i don't know where she is. my gay dad tookher away two days in a row, and then brought her back right away each time. but then he took her away again, and returned without her. where did she go? i'm all alone. i'm scared. what if she doesn't come back? i've never spent the night by myself! i'm nervous. where's my ativan? i need to call my anxiety specialist. wah!

you say hematomah'so, I say he ma to' may' so

oh baby kitty did it again. she got herself an auricular hematomaso her ear was all gross and filled with pus. she was dragged off to the vet again. the doc said that she had polyps in her ear. eeeeeuwwww. i hope it's not contagious. i don't want polyps in my beautiful ears! at least she lost half a pound. of course she screamed the entire way there and back. and a day later her ear filled up with fluid again. yuck. so nasty. polypy hippo-ey kitty.

sorry, baby, you is not the biggest loser

the other day baby kitty had to go to the vet to get her shots. HAHAHAHA. she screamed the entire way there, i heard. you're not dying, girl.

anyway she was weighed by the vet and she is 13 pounds now. HAHAHAHAHA. fatty kitty! and i got to stay home! in fact, it is one of those rare moments of my life when i am by myself.
yippee! i got to run around the house naked. wheeeee! oh wait. i'm naked most of the time.
hmmm.