plus size model for 2010

Hello world! This week I held a baby kitty lookalike contest. The events were (a) eating, (b) sleeping, (c) looking fat. Over 100 kitties participated from around the globe. And the winner is Gertrude from Germany! Those Wagnerian Germans always have a genetic advantage. Congratulations Gertrude! You are crowned the Miss Baby Kitty Lookalike Queen for the next year!

croissanwich!

awwwww look how cute i am. oh baby kitty is pretty cute as well.
she is spooning me. you know, she sort of looks like a buttery
croissant here. you must admit that the similarity is striking.

kitty platelets and bonito flakes

hi everyone! well, i got dragged to the vet. i guess my gay dad was worried that i am so skinny the doc weighed me and found that i was about 7.5 pounds, same as last year, so i was stable. baby kitty got dragged along too. she screamed. i'm like, girl, you aren't dying. then they shaved our necks and tried to draw blood. i did it just fine, but baby was a hollering lunatic and they couldn't take any blood out. bad hippo baby! but as it turns out, the blood test cost 125 dollars, so my gay dad was grateful for baby kitty's screaming fit.

so here are my blood test results. um. omg! look how high my cholesterol is. i should stop eating those oily bonito flakes. and my potassium is low. note to self:  remember to eat more bananas.

are my platelets ok? i hope so!!!! but the doc said that i was the bill of good health, in general. yay me! 

if *my* cholesterol is high, i am dying to know baby kitty's cholesterol level. haha fatty kitty.

idoodle

hello world. sorry i've been out of touch. i got a new iphone and
i can't stop playing with it. i have this nice app called idoodle.
look what i drew! it's a picture of baby. and i made her face
nice and round to emphasize how fat she is. she is the big
kitty face taking over the world!