Sunday, April 24, 2011

what is all that noise?


baby kitty catches a bad cold. she is all wheezing and sniffling and gurgling and barfs everywhere. then she loses her appetite, even for wet food. immediately my gay dad gets worried and takes her to the vet. evidently reports had it that she screamed the whole way (quelle surprise!). while at the vet, she sneezes about 15 times in succession and spews out all this snot. eeeeuwwwwwww. that's so gross, baby. then the vet gives her these pills, which of course she throws up whenever my gay dad administers them. finally he gave up. she is so fat.

Monday, February 14, 2011

miso happy when you so happy



we have a visitor! a kitty named miso comes to visit. he is an orange
tabby like my ex-boyfriend loki from houston. of course baby kitty was SO MAD! so mad. i was trying to be nice to miso, but baby kitty would come and hit him on the head, and then she would hit ME on the head. so i had to snuggle with baby kitty to make her feel less abandoned. and poor miso was friendless. baby kitty even stole his scratching pad. she is so bad. finally miso kitty went away, but i hope that he comes back.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

baby it's cold outside!


it was sooooo cold this winter. we had five storms.
it was even freezing inside!



baby's got her winter coat on.

i am so mad at my gay dads for moving here. evidently the heat was very expensive so they kept it off during the day. excuse me, but aren't there kitties in the house who need to be warm? and i am slender, UNLIKE SOME KITTIES,and don't have much in the way of natural insulation. i would try to snuggle next to baby kitty but she is so temperamental.